Why Choose Pyramid?

Because making questionable life decisions builds character

AI-Powered Learning

Learn AI using AI. It's so meta, even this acronym.

Lightning Fast Results

Become an AI expert in just 3 easy payments of $99.99!

100% Success Rate

60% of the time, it works every time. That's just science.

Certified by Ourselves

We created our own certification board. Very official.

Join Thousands

Thousands of people have visited this page. Some even stayed!

Fun Guaranteed

If you don't laugh, you probably learned something. Win-win!

Real People, Real Confusion

Don't just take our word for it. Take theirs! (They signed waivers.)

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Sarah C.

Former Skeptic

"I thought this was a joke, but then I paid anyway. Still not sure what happened."

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Mike T.

Professional Fool

"As someone who's easily fooled, I can confirm this course is perfect for me!"

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Emily R.

AI Expert (Self-Proclaimed)

"After this course, I still don't understand AI, but I sound smarter at parties."

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David L.

Guy Who Clicked the Ad

"I came for the memes, stayed for the questionable life choices. 10/10 would click again."

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Jessica M.

Proud Pyramid Graduate

"My mom thinks I'm a data scientist now. Worth every penny."

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Tom B.

Serial Course Buyer

"I've bought 47 online courses. This is definitely one of them."

Choose Your Level of Gullibility

All plans include our signature blend of education and deception

Gullible

Perfect for beginners who believe everything

$29/month
  • Access to 3 modules
  • Email support (we might reply)
  • Certificate of Participation
  • Bragging rights
  • Actual AI knowledge
  • Money back guarantee
MOST POPULAR

Foolish

For those ready to be completely fooled

$79/month
  • Access to ALL modules
  • Priority email support (still might not reply)
  • Certificate of Excellence
  • Exclusive Discord channel
  • Weekly "motivational" memes
  • Understanding of how we fooled you

Absolutely Hopeless

For people with more money than sense

$199/month
  • Everything in Foolish
  • 1-on-1 coaching (via Zoom, camera optional)
  • Personalized certificate with YOUR name
  • Lifetime access*
  • Your name on our "Hall of Fame"
  • Guaranteed enlightenment

*Lifetime = Until we shut down

All prices are in imaginary currency. No actual purchase required (or possible).

Frequently Awkward Questions

The questions people ask before making questionable decisions

As real as your belief in it. We're using cutting-edge quantum education technology - it exists and doesn't exist simultaneously until you pay.
That's exactly what someone who's easily fooled would say. Congratulations, you're already a perfect fit!
You'll become something, that's for sure. Whether "expert" is the right word is a philosophical question we're not qualified to answer.
We offer something better than refunds: the gift of learning from your mistakes. You're welcome.
Anywhere from 3 minutes to infinity, depending on how long it takes you to realize what's happening.
As real as the cake in Portal. But hey, you clicked this far, so does it really matter?
Unlike other courses, we're honest about being questionable. That's basically transparency, which is a virtue.
You can put anything on LinkedIn. Whether you *should* is a different conversation with your future employer.

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